What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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